10) blow yourself up, preferably with a particular political cause in mind, with any variety of explosives (key=you must blow yourself up by/in an important building or person)

9) drive super fast off a cliff with your best friend

8) wear your underwear outside your pants, put on a cape, and fly off the tallest building you can find (no, your house is not tall enough)

7) go running with the bulls, but don't run/hide

6) eat your weight in _______(fill in the blank with your favorite food), all in one sitting

5) replicate Socrates's death by ingesting the appropriate concoction (to include the correct kind of hemlock)... to make it more fun, go around pissing people off by questioning their basic tenets of life first

4) repeatedly kick a baby bear, while mother bear is nearby

3) dig your heart out with a grapefruit spoon...yes, you can eat grapefruit with the spoon first

2) drown yourself in a swimming pool full of chocolate pudding

1) tell Chad's mom that you aren't interested in engaging in coitus with her

My god. Why didn't I think of any of that stuff?

Did you have other fabulous ideas? I'd like to hear/read any interesting ways to die...

Most of my ideas have been more funny or ironic than cool. If you want to see some examples, watch Dead Like Me. The show itself is mediocre at best, but the deaths are usually very creative!

I heard good things about that show, but I've never had anything other than the basic channels, so I don't get interesting shows like that on my TV (and I don't have a TV anymore, so yeah).

One word: Netflix. Instant watching is awesome.

Dammit all, why do I keep promoting services today?

I want to post a plug for Hulu.com here. They've got a bunch of high-res TV shows and movies. Some of them are full -- some of them are only clips. But it's a FREE service with very limited commercial interruption. I think it rocks.