Hello?...............*echo*..................I see a light...............

.....Oh, that's my monitor. Hello everyone! It's been, like, a year or something! Now, I'm sure everyone's wondering what happened, and that you have all sorts of burning questions about every tiny detail of my life over that--huh?

What's that? Links to videos? Oh, alright:

Cheeseburger Josh. My new hero and personal savior.


Windows Error Message Song.

Should I be worried if my computer just does this on startup?

The Mostly-True Stories of George Washington. He probably wasn't 12 stories tall. Probably.


Mario covers! My favorite internet trend!
Violin/Guitar duet. Don't know which theme this is. If you recognize it, tell me!

Mario on Tesla Coils. No, seriously.

Beatboxing Flute Guy.

And, one less popular one, but my favorite.


I deserve some hazing for dropping off the face of the planet, so feel free to ignore my hard, blistering labor of love. You know, if you wanna be a dick about it.

DUDE! You're BACK! That's awesome! I'll read your post and such later. I just barely got home and am freakin wiped. Stoked to hear from you, though!

Cheers,
adumb!

Yeah, turns out when you live on your own, you actually have to be reaching out to people to get any social interaction. Who knew?

Anyways, I had to register a new account because I forgot what the old one was. If it's not too much trouble, can I just keep the new one? Feel free to put your admin hat on and delete my other profile, or whatever sorcery you higher beings use to do that sort of thing. Cheers!

Haha. You don't have to ask. You can register for 20 accounts and use them interchangably if you'd like.

If I remember right, don't you have an admin hat too?

I could be wrong. I hardly know how to use this anyway.

Just occurred to me that even if you did have admin privs, you wouldn't now since you don't have that account. Heh.

I vaguely recall hearing you say something to that effect. "Admin hats for everyone! I've gone CRAZY with these deals!" Or, you know, something like that. My memory's not very good......

Anyways, even if I knew I had it AND I still had it, I wouldn't know what to do with said hat. Probably just go to my head anyway. Get it? Head? Hahahaha, AHAHAHA--oh..........

For some terrifying reason, this title makes me picture Michael Jordan playing the role of the Beastmaster.

Thanks, I gotta go wash out my brain now!!!

Gyeh. Now I have to do the same......

I prefer to picture myself in place of the hero in Hot Shots:

I think that Windows XP Error Message thing is actually music from a Nintendo game, too. I just can't put my finger on it.

I'll take a guess and say that the violin duet song was from the Game Boy's Super Mario Land. I never had a Game Boy, so I can't confirm, but my powers of deduction are remarkably strong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Land