Sweeny Todd and Mrs. Lovett from Sweeny Todd - Pies are cheap at Marie Callendars this time of year! Seriously HOW messed up would that be?!
Seth Gecko or Scott Fuller and Kate Fuller from From Dusk til Dawn - Take hamburgers. Like every Tarantino/Rodriguez flick, they eat Big Kahuna burgers.
Zombies from Night of the Living Dead - Take a ham on the bone. In a classic cheap production moment, the zombies surround a car with a screaming girl. In the next shot, they are reaching in the car, and pulling apart and eating a . . . HAM!
Lucy and Jonathan from Dracula Dead and Loving It - Make the bloody heart Jello seen here:
http://imakeprojects.com/Projects/halloween-supper/. "How much more blood can there be?"