I want lentils. A ton of lentils. A freaking sh!t-ton of lentils. I don't know why. Maybe I'm hoping to poop something epic. Rest assured if I do, all y'all will be hearing about it.

You may be mildly entertained to know that I shat a falafel today. Really.

I never remember what falafel is, so I'm just going to assume you pooped a similar sounding thing: a waffle.

http://mideastfood.about.com/od/maindis ... recipe.htm

Oh, and I FINALLY made it to Iceberg last night. I was the second to last person at the walk-up before they shut down shop.

Ah. Garbanzo meatballs. I get it!

Iceberg is delightful. I should go back eventually, but probably not anytime soon.

How did that pudding stuff turn out? Was it weird? Had it separated?

No, it was AWESOME good. Cold, squishy, chocolatey numiness! I got back my appetite just barely today, I think I need to eat like a madwoman 'cause I only have 2 days to put on weight!!!

Any high calorie suggestions?

LETS GO TO FIVE GUYS!!!! Got dinner plans?

No, I gots lunch plans!

FIVE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for lunch, brother. I am very satiated. In fact, like a lion after a kill, I'm going to go crash now. Uber-tired.

Oh, and BTW, I wanted to go fishing this week, but found out that the lake is under a foot of snow!!! For sad!!!

It's probably for the better, since nobody I know except for me wants to eat the fish.

Poo.