I am back. Cancer free.

All the tubes are finally gone. I no longer resemble the cyborg from Alien. Oh, and I can stand up straight. My gait no longer resembles Mr. Burns.

These things make me happy.

Have new fake boobs. They are a bitch. They hurt like crazy.

From here on out, I don't want to hear anyone make any mean comments about girls with gynormous fake jugglies. I used to do it too. I can now attest that they are the toughest chicks in the world.

That is all.

Woowoo! You look pretty righteous upright, I must say! Great to see you up and about, sis-star! Hip hip hoooray!

ght.... bhu...
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...I cant think of anything to say that wont get me slapped.
Glad you are ok.

nooch

A slappy comment is a happy comment!!!