I'm setting up board rankings. Similar to other board, this one is going to be based on post count. Do you guys have any suggestions? Right now I'm thinking stuff like...

Maggot
Flatworm
Roundworm
Little Worm Monkey (thanks to Invader Zim)
Wormbaby
Latex Worm Balloon

I'm not opposed to deviating from the "Worm" theme. Maybe throw some "Chad's Mom" or "Durkee" or "Mountain Dew" or "Cheezy Poof" stuff in there or go off some other metric altogether. What says ye?

What about (in no particular order or association other than my random, dimented thoughts):

tapeworms, mealworms, flukes, ringworms, earthworms, wormaholics, wormaphobes, and last but not least, jack-wormons

So I see that you have started implementing the rankings. Do you have a discernable list to go by so that we can keep egotistical track of how we are doing?

. . . And I wonder how many posts you have to make to become site admin . . .

Hmm...I think I deserve to be higher than a maggot... *pout*

Yes, I agree. There needs to be a clear-cut metric so that we can see how far along we are. I want to see something at least at the interval level (not this ordinal scale of worminess). What defines the levels? Where are their endpoints?

I feel the darkness closing in around me. *gasp* Where is the light? Where is the end of maggot?

You should post more and find out.

That Site Admin thing is a default designator. I'll have to figure out how/where to disable that.

Haven't stuffed in the new rankings, but I will soon. Lemme see if I can snap a shot of where the current thresholds are set (even though these will change)...

So, then you're just a little flatworm. Ewwww...flatworm.

Rankings updated. This can change.

- Maggot 1
- Fluke 15
- Flatworm 25
- Roundworm 60
- Mealworm 75
- Earthworm 90
- Little Worm Monkey 100
- Latex Worm Balloon 180
- Jack Wormon 250
- Wormaholic 500

I haven't figured out how to hide the Site Admin thingy yet.

I personally don't think you can rank higher than earthworm. Have you looked at them? They're adorable.

I once came across an earthworm in the backyard and wrote him a theme song. The opening line was "I'm a slimy little earthworm and a I live in a hole."

Yes, I really am that retarded.

I kind of agree. Earthworms are fabulous. However, I think a wormaholic would rank higher than an earthworm, as far as posting level goes. But, the earthworm will always outrank the wormaholic if you are considering worminess. The wormaholic can never obtain true worminess, only emulate it.

Did you keep the rest of your masterpiece dedicated to the worm? I think you should share it with us.