Its 11:30. i am alone inside a warehouse til 6. I have less than 8 hours of training. I'm pretty sure that this company is going under tomorrow...

Ok, so I'm getting paid to watch Adult swim. This gig might not be so bad.

Its almost 4am. I'm bored outta my mind. There is only so much King of the Hill that one man can take. I've literally received seven calls all night. Seven. I don't know if I can take this. I cant sit still, I'm completely alone, this warehouse is creepy as fuck and I have no idea what I'm doing.
... and I really want a cheese burger.

Congrats, bossman!

Had I been awake, I woulda brought u a cheezie.

Sounds like a good gig. You can probably get a ton of other stuff accomplished if the workload keeps up like that.

That is the work load. I'm told that we usually wont receive more than twelve calls a night.Plus theres some other computating that i'm sposed to do. I"m not built for this.

COFFEE!

Come to the darkside.

A nice mocha latte with whipped cream.

Mmmmm . . .

I'v given up caffeine. I'm pretty sure if I have a mocha while I'm here, the security footage would resemble the Kwiky-Mart's with Apu believing he is a hummingbird.
The boss probably wont appreciate me turning the conference room into a fort either...

I think it's a sweet opportunity. Time to map out your head and maybe brush up on your drawing skillz. Ever heard of Paul Pope?

Hey boss! If your work don't mind, you should scope out this game. Play Mario... as ANY OLD SCHOOL VIDEO GAME CHARACTER! WOOT!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

okay. maybe not any. but enjoy the crossover!