I've been having issues with Android Issue 17769 and 28697. Orphaned texts. Looks like this has been an ongoing issue since 2011. It is now 2017 and I'm using an official Google phone. Maddening.

"Orphaned Text" app seems to be a step in the right direction.

Writing this here as documentation so I can reference it later.

...father?!

So.... open this on a PC. But it's a spirograph. Online. Feels so good.
http://nathanfriend.io/inspirograph/

In depth article about healing a leaky gut. (Note that leaky gut isn't a highly accepted medical term. It mostly means your gut flora is all screwed up and is causing other problems.)

https://goodbyeleakygut.com/heal-leaky-gut-syndrome/