December 21st, 2012 . . . a big date in world history.

MY GRANDMA TURNS 85!!!

Rock and I had a discussion this week. I've decided that if we can keep her alive and well that long, we have to have a GIANT party for her. Balloons, dancers, a concert hall, the WHOLE SHEBANG!

I've heard how miserable people are whose birthday is September 11th. If a terror disaster causes those feelings of guilt, imagine what the predicted change of mankind would cause.

My Grandma is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too good to have her birthday ruined by a bunch of ancient cultures who are long dead and gone. Nope. We're gonna throw her the CELEBRATION of the CENTURY, and EVERYONE will be INVITED!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!